Inflation is rising, the treasury building is empty, riots are spreading and the bankster dinosaurs want to escape — but Wall Street is already being burned by the orange glow of the incoming bitcoin meteorite. Starring: Bitcoin as the meteorite, dinosaurs as the banksters, George Washington as Pepe the Hodler, Satoshi Nakamoto as Dorian Nakamoto, rioters as you. The print contains The Times' Genesis Block headline and the full text of the Bitcoin White Paper Abstract as written by Satoshi Nakamoto.